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Post by randallcann on May 28, 2006 21:12:32 GMT -5
Pegleg!!!
Cap'n (preceeds an amazing pirates name)
Dirty (precedes your real name)
Iron Tom Red
Yaarg, me hearties, I be Captain Black Tom Flint,the deadliest pirate of all the seas!
Avast ye scum ridden weevil shaggers. Captain Black Beard is gonna keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker.
Got it, matey? Then drink up this here grog, and weigh anchor, me heartie! Yaar-ha-haaar!
Dirty William Flint
Iron Roger Rackham - Yarr! I be plundering yer treasure this evenin!
Mad Bess Flint
Red Jack Vane - From the dungeons of Jolly ol' Charleston
This be the last will and testament o' Cap'n Stumpin' Meat Leg, pirate, rascal and gen'lman. Yargh! I hereby bequeath to Roger the Cabin Boy me best mahogany leg, and to Master Bates, foreman o' me rotten crew, I bequeath me hulk o' a sloop, the Fremantle Doctor, and to me nearest and dearest, Barbary Anne, queen o' the coast, I bequeath me entire treasure trove o' doubloons, ingots and purloined jewels for her to adorn herself as she see fit. Signed this TLAPD, S. Meat Leg, Esq.
I be assigned the moniker Bloody Tom Kidd, and whilst I be Bloody, and I don't know nothin' about no Tom, I ain't no Kidd! Arr! I'm thinkin' thar's a webmaster what needs correctin' with a little scrape over some barnacles!
Yarr! Dirty Davy Rackham
Dread Pirate Roberts
Ahoy, me name be Black Davy Flint! Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
Mad Charity Flint be my name and yi wish ye all a happy second yarr.
Dirty Jack Bonney and what's it to you!?!!?
Depth Charge Donovan
Lord William ships navigator for the proud ship Skinny Dog
Where're me buckineers when I needs em?
Under my buckin hat, I supose.
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Post by randallcann on May 28, 2006 21:14:31 GMT -5
Top 28 things to say at the office during Pirate Day:
28 "Argh-lad, is that Lee Elliott over there - or am I as mad as a salted herring?"
27> "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" - Oh My God!
26> "Poke your sister with a hook"
25> "No cover sheet on your expense report? Prepare yerself to be walking the plank, matey."
24> "Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break room for plunderin'."
23> "Sixteen men an' a copier mess -- yo, ho, ho and a bottle of toner."
22> "Avast, men! Get a telescope full of the doubloons on *that* vessel."
21> "I'll be keelhaulin' the next one of ye what leaves ye filthy Tupperware in the break room sink!"
20> "Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll one day partake of noontime grub together."
19> "No, Bob Dess, I will not 'shiver your timbers.' I will, however, call my attorney."
18> "To arms, me lads! The spoils of the snack machine shall be ours, to each in a fortieth share!"
17> "Me cell phone fell deep into Davy Jones' locker Nobody flush... I'll go get me hook."
16> "Save that last donut for me, unless ya care to feel the cold steel of my hook hand up yer arse, matey."
15> "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?"
14> "Fax ahoy, mateys!"
13> "Avast! A Team Builders meeting off our schedule's port bow! Scuttle yer productivity, mateys, and prepare to be bored-ed!"
12> "No increase in me pay? Arrr, boss, let me tell ye where ye can store that hook!"
11> "Hold that elevator, ye sleeperson bilge rat!"
10> "Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!"
9> "Arrr, load the Canon, wench, and collate me copies!"
8> "Avast, ya scurvy knave! Brave be ye, for certain, but arrr ye willin' ta die fer that parking spot?"
7> "Twenty paces past the Magic Fountain of Water... bear ye left past the Chamber of Meetings... and a minute's voyage down the Great Carpeted Hallway... the unisex bathroom'll be on yer port side."
6> "Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist."
5> "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum."
4> "Aaaarrrrrghhh! Who among us floated the air mead?"
3> "Arrr! I've arrr!anged for Arrr!lene in arrr!chives to send up that arrr!ticle on arrr!bitration."
2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!"
1> "Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried in the popular French style with that?"
"Ah-har! Jim lad! Shiver me timbers!"
"I don't know as I recall askin' ye for yer thoughts, ye scurvy bilge-drinkin' tar-merchant. Avast yer gob afore I keelhaul ye an' string yer bones from the crow's nest." - I didn't ask for your opinion. Shut up or you'll regret it.
"Yarr! Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen! Savvy, ye scallywag?!" “Or ye will be in Davey Jones' locker soon, ye Landlubber!”
"Thar she blows!" - The pirate equivalent of "Whoop, there it is!". [Arrgh...that be Whaler talk, and no respectable pirate would speak like a blubber lubber!]
"ARRRGHHHH" - this phrase shows general discontent. or it can also mean that someone is about to get wild- a.k.a. a battle cry.
"wake me at the zenith of the moon" - only full blown pirates know this phrase. An educated pirate is rare but also the most deadly kind. They are smarter than you and crazier.
"Ahoy, me hearties!" - Equivalent of "Hello, my friends!"
"Avast ye scum ridden weevil shaggers. Captain Black Beard is gonna keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker". - The Captain isn't happy...
"I'm gonna make a kill" - This pirate is going to kill something... and he is serious about it.
"Dogs ahoy!" - Equivalent of "Things to kill, straight ahead."
"Shiver me timbers!" - Like saying "Oh My!" like my legs are shaking
"Skuttle me Skippers" - Making a mistake and being judged for/by it.
"Avast ye varmint" - Stop right there young man because you're in big trouble.
"Weigh anchor!" - Let's go!
"Yarr." - I agree.
"Yarr!" - I see your point, and agree wholeheartedly.
"Yarr-ha-harr!" - You're right!
"Yarr?" - Excuse me, what did you say?
"Yarrgh" - I respectfully acknowledge that you are right and I am wrong
"Blow me down!" - You don't say? How surprising.
"Ye Scalawag!" - You dirty dog!
"Savvy?" - Is that okay with you? Do you understand?
"Ahoy" - Call to attract attention, something akin to 'Hello, there!'
""Fo'c's'le" - Slang for Forecastle. Small candlelit room where a pirate used the sopping bucket. (Bathroom)
"Jack" - A flag or a sailor; showing how sailors would refer to their ship's colors as one of the crew. Hence Jack Tar for sailor and the Union Jack flag.
"Messdeck lawyer" - A know-it-all
"Salmagundi" - A dish of chopped meat, eggs, anchovies, onions and anything else the cook can throw in; A piratical delicacy
"Son of a Biscuit Eater" - Not so much a sailor term, but a derrogatory term indicating someone you don't like
"Landlubber" - A "Non-pirate" or a curse for someone who is a coward
"Mungus" - A legendary pirate. I fear for my ancestors!
"Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen!!!" - Basically adds on to Let's go!
"davey jones' locker" - death after walking the plank. your coffin in the sea.
"A merry yarn" - A good story
"Arrrghh, thar's a storm a brewin" - For a pirate, anytime the wind is over Force 5 and he can't see his hook in front of his eyepatch. For a landlubber, anytime the wind is above 5 knots and there's a cloud in the sky. Both require imbibing grog. For both, whenever the first, second, third...mates (female) come yelling "AARRGGGHH, you dirty dog, I'm gonna make a kill." Definitely requires both to imbibe vast quantities of rum and weigh anchor before being keelhauled and made to walk the plank.
"Three sheets in the wind" - Refers to a very drunk person. There is actually a scale for rating "how drunk" someone is -- "one sheet" being only slightly drunk and "four sheets" being unconscious.
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